prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you been chasing a girl for months and she finally let u taste it

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kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

nice things to whisper when hugging someone

lionvomit:

yogurtville:

- you smell different when you’re awake
- please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
- soon
- you have lovely skin, i can’t wait to wear it
- your hair tastes like strawberries
- tonight… you.
- he knows, don’t go home.
- i always knew you would die in my arms
- every time i poop i think of you
- no one will ever believe you
- yessssssssssssss
- i killed mufasa
- i bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
- mother told me it would be like this

oh christ

officialfrenchtoast:

How to talk to your crush

1. Be confident. Walk up to him.

2. 

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